Monday, March 16, 2009

toxic.toxic.toxic.toxic.toxic.


Diddy keeps telling me about how he was in huntsville alabama last week for work, and how they had a snack table at the front of the conference room where everyone was working that was stocked with candy, fruit, nuts and pretzels and chips. The only thing that I can think of is the description of the basement in the book Snuff. at the beginning of the day the snacks are ordered, and everyone starts eating them. By the end of the day the floor is coated with cheese powder, and candy saliva, and everyone is half covered in tanning oil, and half covered in orange cheese paste.

its starting to warm up. finally.
i'm still trying to get morgan to walk at a faster pace so that we can go to the beach together.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Friday, December 26, 2008

well your friend PETER here's been driving with a suspended license





what do we do? the cops cant go faster than that. especially the ones on bikes.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

that'SNOW'funny

sometimes porcelain animals rack my brain.
then i remember that i was brought up with things like these racking my house.





as if i needed more of this in my life, i made this:

Saturday, November 29, 2008

bustin bellies left and right

From what I've been told, breaks and holidays are a time for relaxation, and self reflection. I feel that in my case its been a time for loafing without an excuse, eating so much that my stomach stretches out a few inches. My stomach feels less like a belly ache, and more like a bust... whoops. thats what thanksgiving's for i suppose.

I've also been thinking a lot about what Dale has said lately. As much as I want to brush off her comments and call her crazy, I get more of a gut feeling to prove her wrong. Instead of telling myself that I need to stop obsessing over leslie hall, stop watching clips of yo gabba gabba on youtube, and grow that fuck up, I need to take myself seriously. I'm going to do those things with purpose and conviction. I'm going to listen to the same 'til tuesday tape 80 times in a row and i'm going to be dead serious about it.


I'm really full.